April Fool!

[cojak]

I was in the pub with Cojak last night and she didn't say a word about it. Good lass!

That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...

[cojak]

It's a nice soft Scots accent does it for me. Och aye.

Ze French accaunt, for me...

<sigh>

[Zippy]

That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...

It's probably just as well you didn't tell me as I'd have buggered it up even more than I did

[ctdctd]

Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!

[Zippy]

Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!

I thought it was irony, but point taken!

[ctdctd]

Come back Toolpusher, Oracleslave, RC, scotspine, SupremeSpod, AtW etc etc!

5/10 for effort

[d000hg]

I've got to say, an April fool where all the action take place not on April 1st seems a poor attempt. All the fun was the night before, would have been much better if someone had 'come back drunk from lunch' on the 1st.

Still, it was very fun being around as it happened.

[OwlHoot]

Swinton Insurance emailed me a couple of days ago to say I could take out insurance against alien abductions.

Dear OwlHoot,

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In February, the Ministry of Defence released files detailing hundreds of UFO sightings across the UK. In response, Swinton have created Extra Terrestrial Encounters Protection.

This could give you the peace-of-mind of knowing you're covered for close encounters of any kind - from getting jelly legs when you spot a flying saucer to providing for your family in the event of alien abduction.

I'm fully covered now. Well you can never be too careful.

[wobbegong]

Did the forum get so boring that the mods had to have a fake fight to generate interest?

It would appear so.