Reply to: April Fool!

[wobbegong]

Did the forum get so boring that the mods had to have a fake fight to generate interest?

It would appear so.

[OwlHoot]

Swinton Insurance emailed me a couple of days ago to say I could take out insurance against alien abductions.

Dear OwlHoot,

Every year, thousands of people claim to have close encounters with life-forms from a different galaxy. These experiences range from UFO sightings to the most serious type of alien encounter: intergalactic extraterrestrial abduction. The question is - if they are out there... how can you make sure you're protected?

In February, the Ministry of Defence released files detailing hundreds of UFO sightings across the UK. In response, Swinton have created Extra Terrestrial Encounters Protection.

This could give you the peace-of-mind of knowing you're covered for close encounters of any kind - from getting jelly legs when you spot a flying saucer to providing for your family in the event of alien abduction.

I'm fully covered now. Well you can never be too careful.

[d000hg]

I've got to say, an April fool where all the action take place not on April 1st seems a poor attempt. All the fun was the night before, would have been much better if someone had 'come back drunk from lunch' on the 1st.

Still, it was very fun being around as it happened.

[ctdctd]

Come back Toolpusher, Oracleslave, RC, scotspine, SupremeSpod, AtW etc etc!

5/10 for effort

[Zippy]

Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!

I thought it was irony, but point taken!

[ctdctd]

Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!

[Zippy]

That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...

It's probably just as well you didn't tell me as I'd have buggered it up even more than I did

[cojak]

It's a nice soft Scots accent does it for me. Och aye.

Ze French accaunt, for me...

<sigh>

[cojak]

I was in the pub with Cojak last night and she didn't say a word about it. Good lass!

That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...

[Mr Crosby]

Please pm me. I've a business opportunity that will yield you a profit of 34.2%

I've sent my sort code, account no etc. Are you Nigerian?

[Prickles]

Everybody in da house say "Woah!"

Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"

You the only other person apart from Prickles or whatever his name is to use that one here.

You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spade

Prickles hearz, so Prickles iz here.

Chill, boardy man. De admin dood talks of da laydeez too. And ya don't diss da admin!

[NotAllThere]

I enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.

Please pm me. I've a business opportunity that will yield you a profit of 34.2%

[Mr Crosby]

I enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.

[shaunbhoy]

Happy anniversary! Also coming up for 20 years soon. Yikes.

Snap! Will have been with Mrs SB 20 years on May 26th and married over 19 of them! Would have been freed quicker had I been a Great Train Robber!


Onky joking..........she is the only one that could have put up with my "robust digestion" and the side effects thereof.

[Board Game Geek]

Roll up roll up, laydeez and gennelmen. We have your finest isolated mod left holding the baby. Form an orderly queue

You the only other person apart from Prickles or whatever his name is to use that one here.

You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spade