It seemed pretty real last night - I even sent cojak a friendly (if slightly drunk) message of support. Hadn't even twigged it was 1st April today till I logged on this morning then I was a bit suspicious, but must admit did think it was for real. Well done - I think you had most of us fooled.
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And then you leaked it all over mumsnetOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI got taken in right at the start and Pmd RH to ask him what the hell was going on. He told me so I agreed to up the ante on a couple of posts so he could ban me...
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I texted Cojak and RealityHack to ask if both had lost the plot last night.
They asked me to join in the fun but it was waaaay past my bedtime and I'd had a few sherberts.Comment
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I was in the pub with Cojak last night and she didn't say a word about it. Good lass!
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That's because he didn't get a "Marillion Fan" banned thread!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd then you leaked it all over mumsnet

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She knows how to keep a secret!Originally posted by Zippy View PostI was in the pub with Cojak last night and she didn't say a word about it. Good lass!
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WHS.Originally posted by stek View PostPerhaps the April Fool is the spat wasn't an April Fool and it was real?
Seems like the CUK uber-nazis have closed ranks, now the cheap ale has worn off. You can learn a lot from GB's government ...If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Is MF going to pay off zippy? http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-stakes.html
btw - the plot began 21st March
And then escalated from there. Not too much fine planning - a few times when certain incidents would happen. MF and Churchill bought in at the last minute, and then winging it from there.Originally posted by someoneApril fool's day is almost upon us. I suggest changing all mod sigs to banned, and concoting a plausible explanation.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Hillarious, it's a good thing I'm wearing a belt as my sides appear to have split. Off to the hospital to get sewn back together.Comment
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