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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I was in the pub with Cojak last night and she didn't say a word about it. Good lass!
    That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      It's a nice soft Scots accent does it for me. Och aye.
      Ze French accaunt, for me...

      <sigh>
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        That was because that I was enjoying myself so much that I'd forgotten...
        It's probably just as well you didn't tell me as I'd have buggered it up even more than I did
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!

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            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            Hey Zippy, your sigs a bit out of date seeing as you are talking to one of them!
            I thought it was irony, but point taken!
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Come back Toolpusher, Oracleslave, RC, scotspine, SupremeSpod, AtW etc etc!

              5/10 for effort

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                I've got to say, an April fool where all the action take place not on April 1st seems a poor attempt. All the fun was the night before, would have been much better if someone had 'come back drunk from lunch' on the 1st.

                Still, it was very fun being around as it happened.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Did the forum get so boring that the mods had to have a fake fight to generate interest?
                    It would appear so.

                    The vegetarian option.

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