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Got to text myself a date....
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Not as freaky as the Track 7 of an older Body attack which had a samba track - something very freaky about that one!! -
I see a documentary series coming on here.
Wilmslow book a chapel for 5 years time then write a book about how you spend next five years trying to find someone to fill it with you.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostA friend (my tenent) has a friend who is single, and looking for a bloke. All I know is that she is really sweet and 33, I am 36.
Good words have been said about me - however, I need to send a text to introduce me and suggest we meet up. (She is expecting a text from me).
Any ideas??
Wedding invites all round if this comes good.......
Ah you are sooooooooooooo El Duder!!
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A Plan B that may just work...................Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI see a documentary series coming on here.
Wilmslow book a chapel for 5 years time then write a book about how you spend next five years trying to find someone to fill it with you.
Though there are loads of free eBooks so people won't read it if it's over £3 including VAT."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Bit classy for Wilmsow.Originally posted by vetran View PostNo mention of the OXO tower, its not a dating thread without it?
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Really people!
How can you be so cruel? Poor old Wilmslow has put his possible future in your hands and how do approach this most sacred task? With derision and scorn!
Now Wilmslow old chap. Approach this filly with a decisive and can-do attitude!
Ask what her specials menu is and insist on action up-front! Oh and no talking or looking at you as it puts you off.
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They have?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostGood words have been said about meOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post...Body Combat...
I could search for it online but would prefer the humorous (?) answer I'll get here. What the hell form of exercise is that?
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An attempt to make "aerobics" sound less gay.Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
I could search for it online but would prefer the humorous (?) answer I'll get here. What the hell form of exercise is that?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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