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    #61
    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Female 33 single. That's not a good start.
    You think Wilmslow should be eyeing you the 20-somethings? Well I am sure he does eye them up... but why would they want to go out with a middle-aged IT worker?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #62
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or someones up him
      FTFY
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #63
        Originally posted by Alf W View Post
        Female 33 single. That's not a good start. Ask yourself why? You may get lucky and get an OK one who has been widowed but other than that it's probably going to be trouble / damaged goods / right psycho / looks like a toad.
        Reminds me of GSP. Who said after meeting me and one of my mates in a bar the night before.... "You know your friend....well I'm thinking now I shouldn't have jumped into bed with him on the first night".

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          #64
          This thread should be sticky really - classic CUK thread that should be preserved for future generations.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself
            **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself
              Now you have done it.

              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
              I knew you'd spot that!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #67
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
                Oooh I think you protest too much, in fact I think I've found evidence of Churchill at a gym workout...

                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
                  Repressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
                    Looking good Churchy.

                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Repressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?
                      Churchy and shaunbhoy can have a mutual support thread. You never know. They may find more than support.

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