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Got to text myself a date....
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You think Wilmslow should be eyeing you the 20-somethings? Well I am sure he does eye them up... but why would they want to go out with a middle-aged IT worker?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
FTFYOriginally posted by Pogle View PostYep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or someones up him
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Reminds me of GSP. Who said after meeting me and one of my mates in a bar the night before.... "You know your friend....well I'm thinking now I shouldn't have jumped into bed with him on the first night".Originally posted by Alf W View PostFemale 33 single. That's not a good start. Ask yourself why? You may get lucky and get an OK one who has been widowed but other than that it's probably going to be trouble / damaged goods / right psycho / looks like a toad.Comment
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This thread should be sticky really - classic CUK thread that should be preserved for future generations.Comment
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**** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.Originally posted by Pogle View PostYep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oooh I think you protest too much, in fact I think I've found evidence of Churchill at a gym workout...Originally posted by Churchill View Post**** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
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Repressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?Originally posted by Churchill View Post**** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
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Looking good Churchy.Originally posted by Churchill View Post**** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
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Churchy and shaunbhoy can have a mutual support thread. You never know. They may find more than support.Originally posted by d000hg View PostRepressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?
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Now you have done it.
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