Got to text myself a date....

[EternalOptimist]

Dear friend of a friend. Texting you because friend said we might get on. I'm shy but taking hints off my pals at CUK,so here goes .....Can I buy your virginity for five thousand quid ?

[mr_woo]

Offer to take her for a meal on condition she puts up the goodies at the end of the night.

[DiscoStu]

Agreed.*

*Not about the chest hairs bit, she should be plucking those.

A phone call out of the blue would freak me out. Poor Wilmslow.

girl

[BA to the Stars]

Dear friend of a friend. Texting you because friend said we might get on. I'm shy but taking hints off my pals at CUK,so here goes .....you can have my virginity for free

FTFY

[Churchill]

A friend (my tenent) has a friend who is single, and looking for a bloke. All I know is that she is really sweet and 33, I am 36.

Good words have been said about me - however, I need to send a text to introduce me and suggest we meet up. (She is expecting a text from me).

Any ideas??

Wedding invites all round if this comes good.......

So, I take it you you didn't hit it off?

[Wilmslow]

So, I take it you you didn't hit it off?

Did you not get the Christening invite?

Actually gone back to internet dating though, and getting on very well with a nice sounding local lass with similar interests, including Body Combat and Body Pump! Last night she actually suggested to me that we should meet up as soon as we are both free, which is pretty good going.

Watch this space.....

[amcdonald]

Did you not get the Christening invite?

Actually gone back to internet dating though, and getting on very well with a nice sounding local ladyboy with similar interests, including Body Odour and Body Pumping! Last night she actually suggested to me that we should meet up as soon as we are both free, which is pretty good going.

Watch this space.....

FTFY

[SueEllen]

Did you not get the Christening invite?

Actually gone back to internet dating though, and getting on very well with a nice sounding local lass with similar interests, including Body Combat and Body Pump! Last night she actually suggested to me that we should meet up as soon as we are both free, which is pretty good going.

Watch this space.....

A guy doing Body Combat is freaky. I always ask myself why isn't he doing a proper Martial Art?

[MaryPoppins]

A guy doing Body Combat is freaky. I always ask myself why isn't he doing a proper Martial Art?

It really is though, I agree. Although I think you may have higher standards than me, as I'd always ask myself; why isn't he in the pub?

[Churchill]

A guy doing Body Combat is freaky. I always ask myself why isn't he doing a proper Martial Art?

It really is though, I agree. Although I think you may have higher standards than me, as I'd always ask myself; why isn't he in the pub?

Because he's Wiiillllmslowwwww!
<canned laughter>