Got to text myself a date....

[threaded]

A friend (my tenent) has a friend who is single, and looking for a bloke. All I know is that she is really sweet and 33, I am 36.

Good words have been said about me - however, I need to send a text to introduce me and suggest we meet up. (She is expecting a text from me).

Any ideas??

Wedding invites all round if this comes good.......

A common con YLs do:

1) Find a 'mark': single, has apartment. Rent apartment.

2) Introduce to friend.

3) Encourage relationship.

4) Friend has to move because of annoying ex.

5) Friend moves in with tenant.

6) Tenant stops paying rent.

7) When you start getting annoying about unpaid rent, ex re-appears...

HTH

Gawd these B2L fall for all the old tricks.

[Moscow Mule]

Hi <insert girls name>, it's Wilmslow here. <mutual friend> suggested we should meet up, but I reckon it's a non-starter as I'm such a loser I have to get advice from an IT contractors forum about talking to girls. Sorry.

[AtW]

Hi desper8. i wnt 2 sex u up. r u up 4 it. i hve wee on my shoes

l8tr

thx wiilllmslooooow.

[AtW]

Hi <insert girls name>, it's Wilmslow here. <mutual friend> suggested we should meet up, but I reckon it's a non-starter as I'm such a loser I have to get advice from an IT contractors forum about talking to girls. Sorry.

Quiet a loser - this text is too long to fit into single SMS!!!

[chef]

send her a text message saying

"Finally after years of blowing up my date each night I've been told by <friends name> about you, I've been thinking about you all day and would love it if you came round to my house so I can cook you a meal, watch a movie and maybe we can talk about when you can move in? Some people say I'm forward but I just can't stop thinking about you, I think I might be in love. Wilmslow"

it'll work like a charm, trust me

[Moscow Mule]

Quiet a loser - this text is too long to fit into single SMS!!!

Good job the UK has had EMS for over 5 years now...

[AtW]

Good job the UK has had EMS for over 5 years now...

He is not in the UK mate, he is in imaginery fantasy of a country.

[fullyautomatix]

Text messages are generally bad. Sometimes the missus finds out what you are upto if you forget to erase the messages.

[chef]

get some inspiration from here

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

[DiscoStu]

Hi my name is Wilmslow

I want to get married. Will you marry me, only I have already sent the invites out and I dont want to look foolish.

About me - I am 36 and my hobbies are telling interesting stories and avoiding trouble.
I am not much good at either.

im organising an orgy 4 me pals bday. wanna cum?

Hi desper8. i wnt 2 sex u up. r u up 4 it. i hve wee on my shoes

l8tr

thx wiilllmslooooow.

Hi <insert girls name>, it's Wilmslow here. <mutual friend> suggested we should meet up, but I reckon it's a non-starter as I'm such a loser I have to get advice from an IT contractors forum about talking to girls. Sorry.

send her a text message saying

"Finally after years of blowing up my date each night I've been told by <friends name> about you, I've been thinking about you all day and would love it if you came round to my house so I can cook you a meal, watch a movie and maybe we can talk about when you can move in? Some people say I'm forward but I just can't stop thinking about you, I think I might be in love. Wilmslow"

it'll work like a charm, trust me

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