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Got to text myself a date....

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    #21
    LOL beautiful thread!!

    Not sure if I will look like a real muppet actually posting a serious reponse but in reply to whoever that said ring her I disagree. Text her saying you want to chat when would she be available. She will appreciate your politeness rather than just ringing her right in the middle of shaving her chest hairs.
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      #22
      "don't forget to mow the lawn"
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #23
        "Hi , I'm a great guy just ask my neighbours, wanna fabricate some dilemas?"



        alternatively: You could drop the sockpuppet and get a life
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          alternatively: You could drop the sockpuppet and get a life
          Don't drop Wilmslow!

          He is very sensitive and may break apart...

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            #25
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

            A friend (my tenent) has a friend who is single, and looking for a bloke. All I know is that she is really sweet and 33, I am 36.

            Good words have been said about me - however, I need to send a text to introduce me and suggest we meet up. (She is expecting a text from me).

            Any ideas??

            Wedding invites all round if this comes good.......
            Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned to doubt it, but is a text message out of the blue really the best way to introduce yourself?

            Why not ask your tenant to invite her round one evening? Also, ask him/her about the friend's hobbies, and frantically mug up on them so you can show some knowledge and even claim to share them.
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              #26
              "Hello Dave?" "You're my wife now!"

              Short and to the point!

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                #27
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                LOL beautiful thread!!

                Not sure if I will look like a real muppet actually posting a serious reponse but in reply to whoever that said ring her I disagree. Text her saying you want to chat when would she be available. She will appreciate your politeness rather than just ringing her right in the middle of shaving her chest hairs.
                Agreed.*

                *Not about the chest hairs bit, she should be plucking those.

                A phone call out of the blue would freak me out. Poor Wilmslow.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                  #28
                  Ask her if you can show her how to bleed radiators.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    A phone call out of the blue would freak me out. Poor Wilmslow.
                    Especially if he uses this horror movie style voice transformer box whilst talking on the phone...

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                      #30
                      Real text sent by Wilmslow to "date"...


                      Originally posted by Wilmslow
                      Hhhhellloooo, I'm nnnnot vvery gggooodd attt thiisss kiiiiind ooooff thiiinng buuutt iiii liiiiike you and woullllld like toooo mayyybe goooo outt with you ssssooommmme tiiiime... wwwhhat ddoo youu thinkkkk? (No mother, I'm not fondling myself again!) Buuugggerit, dddiiid I sseennd ttthat?

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