Got to text myself a date....

[milanbenes]

A friend (my tenent) has a friend who is single, and looking for a bloke. All I know is that she is really sweet and 33, I am 36.

Good words have been said about me - however, I need to send a text to introduce me and suggest we meet up. (She is expecting a text from me).

Any ideas??

Wedding invites all round if this comes good.......

I don't know who the genius is behind Wilmslooooooooooooooow, who thinks this sh!t up and creates these fantastic story lines from nothing, but whoever it is, good job


Milan.

[Old Greg]

I don't know who the genius is behind Wilmslooooooooooooooow, who thinks this sh!t up and creates these fantastic story lines from nothing, but whoever it is, good job


Milan.

I like to think it is the same creative genius that was behind el duder.

[Alf W]

Female 33 single. That's not a good start. Ask yourself why? You may get lucky and get an OK one who has been widowed but other than that it's probably going to be trouble / damaged goods / right psycho / looks like a toad.

'Sweet' - think we've solved it. That's code for 'Chubby'.

Still I suppose beggars can't be choosers.

[MaryPoppins]

Female 33 single. That's not a good start. Ask yourself why? You may get lucky and get an OK one who has been widowed but other than that it's probably going to be trouble / damaged goods / right psycho / looks like a toad.

(I'm 31 so that totally doesn't include me)

[SueEllen]

(I'm 31 so that totally doesn't include me)

Yeah but you are psycho.



[Be nice it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going on a Hen Do]

[MaryPoppins]

Yeah but you are psycho.


[Be nice it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going on a Hen Do]

Be nice? Pah.

You....you......are probably right.

[Pogle]

It really is though, I agree. Although I think you may have higher standards than me, as I'd always ask myself; why isn't he in the pub?

Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself

[AtW]

Hi my name is Wilmslow

I want to get married. Will you marry me, only I have already sent the invites out and I dont want to look foolish.

About me - I am 36 and my hobbies are telling interesting stories and avoiding trouble.
I am not much good at either.

So it's true then - EO is Wilmslow!

[AtW]

im organising an orgy 4 me pals bday. wanna cum?

[AtW]

Hi desper8. i wnt 2 sex u up. r u up 4 it. i hve wee on my shoes

l8tr

thx wiilllmslooooow.