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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Don't diss my degree, my msc and my phd.

    I'm saving up for the PhD
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      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I'm saving up for the PhD
      Save yourself the money and just call yourself Dr Zippy, its not illegal

      This advice comes to you from Pogles handy households tips.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Save yourself the money and just call yourself Dr Zippy, its not illegal

        This advice comes to you from Pogles handy households tips.
        Change your name by deed poll?

        Doctor Zeit Ghost sounds good to me.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Change your name by deed poll?

          Doctor Zeit Ghost sounds good to me.
          Except when you fill out a web form, you have to put your title as Mr, so you will be addressed as Mr Doctor Z Ghost.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            Morning RC, did you get your dressing gown washed over the weekend
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              Morning RC, did you get your dressing gown washed over the weekend
              We had a friend come and stay so I spent the weekend socialising and on a big day out exploring the local city on Saturday. That was nice.

              So, yes, I did have to get washed and dressed in out door clothes and so, like HAB, managed my weekly rag rinse.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                We had a friend come and stay so I spent the weekend socialising and on a big day out exploring the local city on Saturday. That was nice.

                So, yes, I did have to get washed and dressed in out door clothes and so, like HAB, managed my weekly rag rinse.
                How are things on Jobserve? I am staying away, as I might apply for something.
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  How are things on Jobserve? I am staying away, as I might apply for something.
                  Really quiet on there today. Christmas work freeze may be starting to kick in I fear.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    What's this email?

                    Your one-year eligibility period to schedule and take the PMP credential examination has expired. If you wish to pursue the PMP credential, you must reapply and submit the full credential fee again.


                    How did I manage to forget I had paid for that?

                    Never mind it was only 465 Euros. <insert sobbing smiley>

                    What a prat am I.
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    The PMI has also wiped my experience record. That takes hours and hours to enter.
                    Bugger. I started re-entering it all, then forgot to go back and finish it the next day.

                    "Dear Richard Cranium,

                    Thank you for your interest in the PMP credential. Your application was not submitted within 90 days of when you started it, and as result, has expired.

                    Thank you,
                    PMI Customer Care"



                    I shall not bother paying a third time. Nobody asks for PMI qualifications anyway.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      I also got a call late this afternoon: I have an interview on Monday morning for a permie role () and it includes a presentation ().
                      I called the agent for an update: "He's on leave".

                      So I ask to speak to whoever is handling the account: "Dunno, really".

                      So I ask to speak to his team leader: "That's me, I suppose".

                      So I ask whether they could check the status: "Errm. Err. We'll be in touch."

                      So I ask when they'll be in touch: "When the agent comes back from holiday."

                      So I ask when that might be: "I'm not sure. I'll get someone to call you."



                      For this they'll take 10% of the salary.

                      The client said at the interview they are facing a reorganisation but are waiting for the details. They are hoping to get the recruitment done before the details are announced, otherwise the empty posts may just be eliminated.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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