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    #771
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Wooo Hooo!!

    Churchill is off the bench!!

    He's just called me - he's a happy puppy!!

    Splendid news!

    Sorry RC - it was her wot hijacked your thread, honest

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      #772
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Splendid news!

      Sorry RC - it was her wot hijacked your thread, honest
      Sorry RC
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #773
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Sorry RC
        RC is next
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

        Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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          #774
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Wooo Hooo!! Churchill is off the bench!! He's just called me - he's a happy puppy!!


          Excellent!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #775
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Sorry RC
            No worries. It was very much an on-topic post for this thread.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #776
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              No worries. It was very much an on-topic post for this thread.
              Cheers luvvie
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                #777
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                We can tell you are in 'holiday mode'!
                Looks like I will not have much of a holiday, I was supposed to finish the end of this week. One project wants me to work next, another project next week and the week after. Just had a call asking why I could not do a review and Go/No Go on the 24th. FFS

                Holiday mode, but no holiday
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #778
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Wooo Hooo!!

                  Churchill is off the bench!!

                  He's just called me - he's a happy puppy!!

                  Excellent
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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                    #779
                    Fibbers

                    I've just been going through the LinkedIn invitations festering in my Inbox. Most are from agents or sales people in SE Asia, FFS. A couple are from ex-colleagues I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.

                    Two were from well-respected ex-colleagues, the sort of people you could rely on. Honest, decent professionals.

                    So I've connected with them and had a look at what they have been up to on their LinkedIn profile.

                    Both have written fictitious bollocks! Both have promoted themselves into roles they didn't have. For example, one has qualifications I know he failed. The other has extended a role backwards at a high profile employer and omitted the scummy job he'd had before.

                    I would never have thought it of either of them.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #780
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

                      .. Agent: "So you aren't serious about the Widgetsoft job then?" ...
                      Cheeky flipper!

                      I hope you just told him you'd be applying for other jobs until you'd been offered this one and signed the contract!
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