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Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

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    #51
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Being the only woman diver on a Rhib (no place to hide...) when you're out all day brings it's own special challenges, I can tell you...
    She pee & tape + pee valve. Job done. Might want a Brazilian first mind..
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #52
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I would hardly call four guys standing in a circle , peeing on a birds face unhygienic.


      Just your average weekend at midnight on the streets of Manchester.....
      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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        #53
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Being the only woman diver on a Rhib (no place to hide...) when you're out all day brings it's own special challenges, I can tell you...
        Hanging over the side?

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          #54
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          Oi!

          Scottish understatement, I think you'll find
          What language are you posting in? Anyway, we win easily.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #55
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            What language are you posting in? Anyway, we win easily.


            A version of Anglo-Saxon ... can post in Scots Gaelic if you want, but, as with most Scots south of the border, we consider it to be missionary work.

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              #56
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I would hardly call four guys standing in a circle , peeing on a birds face unhygienic.
              worthy of comment

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                #57
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                worthy of comment
                I'm too good for this place
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  I notice Cybertroll has steered well clear of this thread.
                  well spotted that man
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post


                    A version of Anglo-Saxon ... can post in Scots Gaelic if you want, but, as with most Scots south of the border, we consider it to be missionary work.
                    Do you have a uniform
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Hanging over the side?
                      Yep, with a volunteer close to hand to grab me should an errant wave pitch me overboard.

                      I really have to trust the coxwain to keep the boat positioned correctly (for so many reasons...)
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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