Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

[Churchill]

Yep, with a volunteer close to hand to grab me should an errant wave pitch me overboard.

I really have to trust the coxwain to keep the boat positioned correctly (for so many reasons...)

Yeah, I should imagine that getting your <insert relevant word here> slapped by a cold wave would be startling in the least!

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, I should imagine that getting your <insert relevant word here> slapped by a cold wave would be startling in the least!

She was relying on the rigid cox to avoid getting her bum wet.

[ookook]

Before I write this one please note tha it doesn't come under the heading of kinky.

Picture, if you will, the setting. It's 1998, in the Firth of Clyde. I've been on a drift dive with some friends where we're coming to the end of the dive and slowly surfacing.

One of our number - a young and quite good looking female - surfaces into the tentacles of a jellyfish. As you might guess, is one gets jellyfish tentacles on the face, they sting a bit. I've never heard someone scream underwater before.

Now, having inflated this ladies BCD on the surface and got her to the boat (we're about 6 miles offshore), we've no vinegar aboard (one of the two most appropriate methods for the removal of jellyfish stings is to cover it in vinegar - it goes through plasmolysis and dies, falling off).

Ladies and gents, I commend to your imagination a picture that would normally likely grace the content of some reasonably hardcore adult entertainment.

Female, still wearing her drysuit and mask, and with regulator in mouth, lying along centre-line of RIB (rigid inflateable boat).

Four males (a journalist, a professor of marine biology, a BBC cameraman and a statistician) standing in a circle around the head of said female, drysuits around ankles, pissing on her face.

The jellyfish stings fell off but it became a story that we decided that we would never discuss amongst us ... almost a "what happens at sea, stays at sea" situation.

LOL thats the best story I've heard in a long time

[crack_ho]

I was the girl on the left in two girls one cup.

[Menelaus]

Do you have a uniform

Rarrr

[Menelaus]

She was relying on the rigid cox to avoid getting her bum wet.

Snrrk snrrk

(I'm sorry, is this thread descending into a Finbar Saunders session?)

[Menelaus]

Yep, with a volunteer close to hand to grab me should an errant wave pitch me overboard.

I really have to trust the coxwain to keep the boat positioned correctly (for so many reasons...)

Btw, are you a diver (as well as kayakist) and if so dry- or wet-suit?

[BrilloPad]

Like dropped your last rolo on the floor and thought 'ah fckit' picked it up and scoffed it.

Is that unhygenic?

[Churchill]

Btw, are you a diver (as well as kayakist) and if so dry- or wet-suit?

Cojak is the neoprene queen!
(When she's not wearing a short skirt and heels!)

[Menelaus]

Is that unhygenic?

Apparently so. Who knew?