Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

[EternalOptimist]

I was off into the ooloo once in the army. Kit stripped down to the bare minimum so we could carry more water and ammo.
wrappers off tins, handle sawed off the toothbrush, one half of a boot brush etc etc.

EO - 'Saaaarrrrge'
Hard as fck Sergeant - 'What now you scouse cnt'
EO - 'Saaarrrge, where's the bog paper?'
HaFS - 'Here, look - thats yer bog roll' (pointing to a small square of paper the size of a postage stamp)
EO - 'Saaarge, that wouldn't even cover me starfish'
HaFS -'You dont wipe your @arse with it. Fold it twice and use it to clean under yer fingernail'

[wurzel]

Google "Two girls one cup" but not from work...

Ok, I checked it out & like the Ken Bigley video couldn't actually go through with watching it. Gross.

[expat]

If you dont piss on your hands and you keep your tackle clean then there is no need to wash.

There is the fallacy (sorry). You can't keep your tackle clean, it's just not possible. Therefore you need to wash your hands after you've touched it (possibly with fresh urine?). Anyone putting it in their mouth is certainly doing something unhygienic, though they may think it worth the risk. As indeed you may think it worth the risk to you from contact with their mouth.

[Drewster]

<Pause waiting for loads of Flames from "Real Men" who pish down their trousers/wipe thier hands on their shirt/pish while holding their Lunch Roll etc>

If you dont piss on your hands and you keep your tackle clean then there is no need to wash.

FFS - I was kidding when I said I would get flamed by "Some Sad Tossers" who thought there was no need to wash thier hands after a pish!

Presumably Gunslinger doesn't need to wash his hands after a Tulip either... cos he uses paper!!
Or possibly if its a hard Tulip its not worth even wiping!!!

:despairing head shaking smilie:

Remind me if we ever meet:
a) Not to shake hands with you
b) Not to share food with you

[Sysman]

That would be stale urine. Only fresh urine should be used for wounds. The Romans (What did they ever do for us?) used stale urine as a bleach.

Yep. I could only vaguely remember the stale bit, so left it out.

Another use for fresh urine - thawing out a frozen door lock on an old Mini., so that the key will turn.

[darmstadt]

Just dropped a boiled sweet on the hotel room carpet after unwrapping it. Picked it up, no hairs, popped into mouth.

[darmstadt]

EO - 'Saaaarrrrge'
Hard as fck Sergeant - 'What now you scouse cnt'
EO - 'Saaarrrge, where's the bog paper?'
HaFS - 'Here, look - thats yer bog roll' (pointing to a small square of paper the size of a postage stamp)
EO - 'Saaarge, that wouldn't even cover me starfish'
HaFS -'You dont wipe your @arse with it. Fold it twice and use it to clean under yer fingernail'

I also do:

- you need a square piece of paper
- fold it in half
- fold it in half the other way
- tear out the corner bit so that when it opens there is a hole in the middle
- put your finger through the middle
- insert into oriface and use fingers on outside of paper to get between the cheeks clean
- as you pull the paper off, wipe finger
- use the little bit you tore out to scrape under the fingernail

[cojak]

That would be stale urine. Only fresh urine should be used for wounds. The Romans (What did they ever do for us?) used stale urine as a bleach.

That's what I meant by keeping chillblains at bay. A Doctor friend recommended weeing on my hand if I had one...