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Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic
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Originally posted by cojak View Post<Wait's for EO's reply.... >
I, too , wonder where xen is
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostOral sex (recipient) whilst GF had a mouthful of champagne.
Not sure if this falls under the category of "unhygenic" or "kinky".
However, a few hours later, she was more than happy to put my whole knob in her mouth, lick it, such it and swallow down what came out of it.
Never could quite work out that inconsistency... and I certainly wasn't going to point it out to her...Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostOh, and a kit-kat, and a finger of fudge. Several, actually.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Had a 'stool' once that I couldnt pass. So had to use fingers to help it 'out' so to speak.
Had to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!Comment
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It's a mistake to stick the whole stool up. I find one of the legs is plenty satisfying.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostHad a 'stool' once that I couldnt pass. So had to use fingers to help it 'out' so to speak.
Had to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostHad to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!
If you need a clue, it was the cleaning out after the animals that cured him.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostFresh urine can be used to clean wounds in the absence of any other sterile fluids.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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