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    #11
    Well, you did ask. So ..............

    Nah, better not.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #12
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Well, you did ask. So ..............

      Nah, better not.


      rule No1 - if it doesn't come from the bowels or the bladder, it's not funny (German comedians handbook)



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        #13
        I once sneezed on an immigrant.

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


          rule No1 - if it doesn't come from the bowels or the bladder, it's not funny (German comedians handbook)



          Coincidentally, that's quite similar to the german pornstars handbook.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I once sneezed on an immigrant.
            lived in london
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              #16
              Mich, it fits in a champagne flute?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post
                Mich, it fits in a champagne flute?
                I didn't say flute
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Did it reach the bottom?
                  l l l http://www.thewantedfans.com

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                    #19
                    Oral sex (recipient) whilst GF had a mouthful of champagne.

                    Not sure if this falls under the category of "unhygenic" or "kinky".

                    Hmm.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      lived in london
                      I wonder what you'd find if you took a swab from a handrail on the Tube.
                      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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