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Have you ever done anything a little bit unhygienic ? Like dropped your last rolo on the floor and thought 'ah fckit' picked it up and scoffed it.
Maybe you were carrying two plates from the kitchen and a fish finger fell off one. You pick it up, give it a quick rub, put it back on the plate, take the plates in and say 'here you go - this one's yours'
I dont know about the Indians, but I would never eat in MY restaurant
I'm sure you're aware that that urine comes out at body temperature. When I was kayaking during the winter I used to regularly warm up my hands by weeing on them (after I had my sarnies, obv...).
It kept chillbains at bay as well...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
I'm sure you're aware that that urine comes out at body temperature. When I was kayaking during the winter I used to regularly warm up my hands by weeing on them (after I had my sarnies, obv...).
It kept chillbains at bay as well...
Standard wet suit practice isnt it? Divers smell like old people.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time
I'm sure you're aware that that urine comes out at body temperature. When I was kayaking during the winter I used to regularly warm up my hands by weeing on them (after I had my sarnies, obv...).
It kept chillbains at bay as well...
A little extreme! There are clubs for that kind of thing, surely? Couldn't you have just stuck them in your armpits or down your trousers, cojak?
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Standard wet suit practice isnt it? Divers smell like old people.
Kayakers tend not to as they have to put up with the smell... (and I just wore wetsuit bottoms for easy egress, semi-dry tops for rolling...)
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
A little extreme! There are clubs for that kind of thing, surely? Couldn't you have just stuck them in your armpits or down your trousers, cojak?
Not the same for instant heat (steaming hands were always a bit of a giveaway.. )
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
had a gf try that once after she'd had chilli - idea being mix it up with ice cream for variation.
bad idea. very bad idea. Never got to the ice cream, suspect my willy would have melted it in nanoseconds ...
The first missus was into all that stuff. She used to have cream,ice cream, sausages etc in her you know what. And I had to scoff them.
One day she went for the salad option and after a dollop of mayonaise, she leapt up and ran around the house screaming like a banshee. Poor girl. She had to sit in a basin of cold water for an hour
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