I was off into the ooloo once in the army. Kit stripped down to the bare minimum so we could carry more water and ammo.
wrappers off tins, handle sawed off the toothbrush, one half of a boot brush etc etc.
EO - 'Saaaarrrrge'
Hard as fck Sergeant - 'What now you scouse cnt'
EO - 'Saaarrrge, where's the bog paper?'
HaFS - 'Here, look - thats yer bog roll' (pointing to a small square of paper the size of a postage stamp)
EO - 'Saaarge, that wouldn't even cover me starfish'
HaFS -'You dont wipe your @arse with it. Fold it twice and use it to clean under yer fingernail'
wrappers off tins, handle sawed off the toothbrush, one half of a boot brush etc etc.
EO - 'Saaaarrrrge'
Hard as fck Sergeant - 'What now you scouse cnt'
EO - 'Saaarrrge, where's the bog paper?'
HaFS - 'Here, look - thats yer bog roll' (pointing to a small square of paper the size of a postage stamp)
EO - 'Saaarge, that wouldn't even cover me starfish'
HaFS -'You dont wipe your @arse with it. Fold it twice and use it to clean under yer fingernail'
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