Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

[Sysman]

Reminds me of the joke about the constipated mathematician - he worked it out with a pencil.

And when using a pencil was too difficult, he used logs.

P.S. What's the history of MV Breda? The name rings a bell.

[Churchill]

As heard on the radio from Tony Robinson on the subject of child labour in medieval times, before the days of antiseptic, urine was used as a cleaning liquid (think ammonia).

That would be stale urine. Only fresh urine should be used for wounds. The Romans (What did they ever do for us?) used stale urine as a bleach.

[Menelaus]

And when using a pencil was too difficult, he used logs.

P.S. What's the history of MV Breda? The name rings a bell.

http://www.jlunderwater.co.uk/old_site/photoix/breda/

She's easily one of the best preserved, easiest to get to wrecks off the west coast. She was in Benderloch (~8NM north of Oban) when bombed and, luckily for wreckies, came to rest on her keel.

Two shotlines, one on the stern (easiest to get down) and one on the bow (less easy - more detritus around it). Couple of deaths in the last ten years commemorated by plaques at the bottom of the stern shotline.

Each of the holds has been vented - the most open of these is the stern most hold which contains bags of concrete and white bathroom tiles (ISYN, a friend of mine has done his bathroom with them) and it's possible with a bit of care to swim through the passageways of the wreck between holds.

One note of possible danger: one of the offices aboard ship contains an airpocket but don't spit out your reg in it as the air tastes gopping (mistake made by Menelaus, oops).

[alreadypacked]

soz Cojak, still working on my Diver joke.


I, too , wonder where xen is

Xen is back with his old gf, so he doesn't have to vent on here

[Drewster]

Had a GF who always insisted that I wash my hands after having a pee - without fail.

However, a few hours later, she was more than happy to put my whole knob in her mouth, lick it, such it and swallow down what came out of it.

Never could quite work out that inconsistency... and I certainly wasn't going to point it out to her...

Are you implying that you don't wash your hands after a pish without someone having to "remind" you............

<Pause waiting for loads of Flames from "Real Men" who pish down their trousers/wipe thier hands on their shirt/pish while holding their Lunch Roll etc>

PS - Your whole knob......... Do they call you stumpy!!

[cailin maith]

Xen is back with his old gf, so he doesn't have to vent on here

No way.... is he? Crikey!

[alreadypacked]

No way.... is he? Crikey!

So I was told, a few months back. I guess it is still on, otherwise he would be back. There is always the possibility he has a sockpuppet now

[cailin maith]

So I was told, a few months back. I guess it is still on, otherwise he would be back. There is always the possibility he has a sockpuppet now

Very true! If so....

[The Lone Gunman]

Are you implying that you don't wash your hands after a pish without someone having to "remind" you............

<Pause waiting for loads of Flames from "Real Men" who pish down their trousers/wipe thier hands on their shirt/pish while holding their Lunch Roll etc>

PS - Your whole knob......... Do they call you stumpy!!

If you dont piss on your hands and you keep your tackle clean then there is no need to wash.

[snaw]

If you dont piss on your hands and you keep your tackle clean then there is no need to wash.

Riiiight.

So when you're finished a pee, you don't think there might be a bit of post pish drippage in your pants later, meaning your willy might pick some of that drippage up, and next time you go for a slash and whip out your whanger, you still not washing afterwards?