Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

[expat]

My favourite marine life is lobster, with a nice chilled chardonnay.

Followed by diver caught scallops lightly fried in butter with garlic and a slurp of chardonnay....

Actually I also like to see any scenic stuff that's not edible as well.

And I like wrecks (don't touch any resident crabs through - they tend to collect the iron off the wreck in their shells...)

I discovered my favourite accompaniment to lobster in Maine, where the only thing they eat with it is another lobster.

[EternalOptimist]

<Wait's for EO's reply.... >

soz Cojak, still working on my Diver joke.


I, too , wonder where xen is

[centurian]

Oral sex (recipient) whilst GF had a mouthful of champagne.

Not sure if this falls under the category of "unhygenic" or "kinky".

Had a GF who always insisted that I wash my hands after having a pee - without fail.

However, a few hours later, she was more than happy to put my whole knob in her mouth, lick it, such it and swallow down what came out of it.

Never could quite work out that inconsistency... and I certainly wasn't going to point it out to her...

[Churchill]

And if that doesn't get this thread moved to "Hand Relief", I don't know what will...

[RichardCranium]

Oh, and a kit-kat, and a finger of fudge. Several, actually.

And what's the difference between Joan Collins and a Kit-Kat?

[BolshieBastard]

Had a 'stool' once that I couldnt pass. So had to use fingers to help it 'out' so to speak.

Had to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!

[xoggoth]

It's a mistake to stick the whole stool up. I find one of the legs is plenty satisfying.

[Menelaus]

Had a 'stool' once that I couldnt pass. So had to use fingers to help it 'out' so to speak.

Had to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!

Reminds me of the joke about the constipated mathematician - he worked it out with a pencil.

[RichardCranium]

Had to make sure I gave the old fingers a good scrub before biting my finger nails afterwards!

I used to bite my nails something rotten when young. My Dad said he was the same until he got a job on a farm.

If you need a clue, it was the cleaning out after the animals that cured him.

[Sysman]

Fresh urine can be used to clean wounds in the absence of any other sterile fluids.

As heard on the radio from Tony Robinson on the subject of child labour in medieval times, before the days of antiseptic, urine was used as a cleaning liquid (think ammonia).