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not feasible. you get four fingers in a kit katOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThey've all been up your arse?
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When was the last time you saw RH's arse?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnot feasible. you get four fingers in a kit kat

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Err, good question mate - what were you doing looking at RHs arse?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhen was the last time you saw RH's arse?
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He was reaching over the dinner table and smearing ice-cream on someone's head.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostErr, good question mate - what were you doing looking at RHs arse?
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Fu<k.Originally posted by Churchill View PostHe was reaching over the dinner table and smearing ice-cream on someone's head.
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pardon me? I'm lostOriginally posted by crack_ho View PostI was the girl on the left in two girls one cup.Comment
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Google "Two girls one cup" but not from work...Originally posted by wurzel View Postpardon me? I'm lostComment
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It's MUCH worse than that.Originally posted by wurzel View PostOh, ok - I guess it's 2 chicks peeing into a cup. Lovely."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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