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Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic
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She pee & tape + pee valve. Job done. Might want a Brazilian first mind.."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Just your average weekend at midnight on the streets of Manchester.....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would hardly call four guys standing in a circle , peeing on a birds face unhygienic.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Hanging over the side?Originally posted by cojak View PostBeing the only woman diver on a Rhib (no place to hide...) when you're out all day brings it's own special challenges, I can tell you...
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would hardly call four guys standing in a circle , peeing on a birds face unhygienic.
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I'm too good for this placeOriginally posted by Drewster View Post
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well spotted that manOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostI notice Cybertroll has steered well clear of this thread.(\__/)
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Do you have a uniformOriginally posted by Menelaus View Post
A version of Anglo-Saxon ... can post in Scots Gaelic if you want, but, as with most Scots south of the border, we consider it to be missionary work.
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Yep, with a volunteer close to hand to grab me should an errant wave pitch me overboard.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostHanging over the side?
I really have to trust the coxwain to keep the boat positioned correctly (for so many reasons...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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