Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic

[Churchill]

And you used that to cop a quick ganders at my rear end instead of wondering why the hell I was smearing ice cream all over Xen's head like everyone else?

My bum's not big.

Is it?

<checks in mirror>

Oh, ok.

TBH I was contemplating banging your heads together! But hey, it's nice to see the kids having a bit of fun now and again!

[realityhack]

Ah sweet. The regulars warping the minds of the noobs. Wurzel, you'll never, ever look at the world in the same way after your googlefest.

[The Lone Gunman]

Has anybody heard from Xen lately?

[cojak]

Btw, are you a diver (as well as kayakist) and if so dry- or wet-suit?

Drysuit Darling, at least in the UK. I keep my wetsuit for the Red Sea and the Maldives..

[cojak]

Cojak is the neoprene queen!
(When she's not wearing a short skirt and heels!)

<chuckles puppy under the chin...>

[Menelaus]

Drysuit Darling, at least in the UK. I keep my wetsuit for the Red Sea and the Maldives..

Excellent

I've dived in the Red Sea, Maldives and Spitsbergen (=chilly, definite dry suit material).

Are you a wreckie?

[cojak]

Oh, and a kit-kat, and a finger of fudge. Several, actually.

This question shall remain unanswered unless this thread makes into LR.

?????

[cojak]

Excellent

I've dived in the Red Sea, Maldives and Spitsbergen (=chilly, definite dry suit material).

Are you a wreckie?

My favourite marine life is lobster, with a nice chilled chardonnay.

Followed by diver caught scallops lightly fried in butter with garlic and a slurp of chardonnay....

Actually I also like to see any scenic stuff that's not edible as well.

And I like wrecks (don't touch any resident crabs through - they tend to collect the iron off the wreck in their shells...)

[cojak]

When was the last time you saw RH's arse?

<Wait's for EO's reply.... >

[Menelaus]

My favourite marine life is lobster, with a nice chilled chardonnay.

Followed by diver caught scallops lightly fried in butter with garlic and a slurp of chardonnay....

Actually I also like to see any scenic stuff that's not edible as well.

And I like wrecks (don't touch any resident crabs through - they tend to collect the iron off the wreck in their shells...)

<hides hammer and chisel>

Lobster = yum. Had that in the Maldives a couple of years ago, 'twas tremendous.

I'm afraid I'm a self-confessed wreckie but have the extra advantage (if that's the word) of not being of the "lets-go-down-and-lift-stuff" crowd, although a friend of mine retiled his bathroom from the rearmost hold of MV BREDA.