Originally posted by Menelaus
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Have YOU ever done anything unhygienic
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostOral sex (recipient) whilst GF had a mouthful of champagne.
Not sure if this falls under the category of "unhygenic" or "kinky".
Hmm.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostOral sex (recipient) whilst GF had a mouthful of champagne.
Not sure if this falls under the category of "unhygenic" or "kinky".
Hmm.
bad idea. very bad idea. Never got to the ice cream, suspect my willy would have melted it in nanoseconds ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHave you ever done anything a little bit unhygienic ? Like dropped your last rolo on the floor and thought 'ah fckit' picked it up and scoffed it.
Maybe you were carrying two plates from the kitchen and a fish finger fell off one. You pick it up, give it a quick rub, put it back on the plate, take the plates in and say 'here you go - this one's yours'
I dont know about the Indians, but I would never eat in MY restaurant
It kept chillbains at bay as well..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm sure you're aware that that urine comes out at body temperature. When I was kayaking during the winter I used to regularly warm up my hands by weeing on them (after I had my sarnies, obv...).
It kept chillbains at bay as well...I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by snaw View Posthad a gf try that once after she'd had chilli - idea being mix it up with ice cream for variation.
bad idea. very bad idea. Never got to the ice cream, suspect my willy would have melted it in nanoseconds ...
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm sure you're aware that that urine comes out at body temperature. When I was kayaking during the winter I used to regularly warm up my hands by weeing on them (after I had my sarnies, obv...).
It kept chillbains at bay as well...I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostStandard wet suit practice isnt it? Divers smell like old people."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostA little extreme! There are clubs for that kind of thing, surely? Couldn't you have just stuck them in your armpits or down your trousers, cojak?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by snaw View Posthad a gf try that once after she'd had chilli - idea being mix it up with ice cream for variation.
bad idea. very bad idea. Never got to the ice cream, suspect my willy would have melted it in nanoseconds ...
One day she went for the salad option and after a dollop of mayonaise, she leapt up and ran around the house screaming like a banshee. Poor girl. She had to sit in a basin of cold water for an hour
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