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    #61
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you don't have to come, stay in New Zealand and try to come to grips with those
    voices in your head. But first tell me,
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #62
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      voices in your head. But first tell me,
      how do you handle rabbits?

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        #63
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        how do you handle rabbits?
        Rabbits !!! Rabbits !!! What are you on about ? They aren't rabbits, they're.............

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          #64
          Rabbits !!! Rabbits !!! What are you on about ? They aren't rabbits, they're.............
          Sex-crazed cannibal pygmies from Bongo Wongo Land, and their party trick is
          Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

          C.S. Lewis

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            #65
            Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
            Sex-crazed cannibal pygmies from Bongo Wongo Land, and their party trick is
            ...kitten juggling and painting rude pictures on...
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #66
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              ...kitten juggling and painting rude pictures on...
              ..the rumps of rutting reindeer, while singing...

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                #67
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                ..the rumps of rutting reindeer, while singing...
                ..."I'm a barbie girl!!!" in Spanish, in memory of their.....
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  ..."I'm a barbie girl!!!" in Spanish, in memory of their.....
                  Mothers, who use to run around the jungle in their skimpy dresses shaking their Maracas, before they......

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                    Mothers, who use to run around the jungle in their skimpy dresses shaking their Maracas, before they......
                    wiggled their hips and jiggled their...
                    B00med!

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Advocate View Post
                      wiggled their hips and jiggled their...
                      ....suddenly.....

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