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Sex-crazed cannibal pygmies from Bongo Wongo Land, and their party trick isRabbits !!! Rabbits !!! What are you on about ? They aren't rabbits, they're.............Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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..the rumps of rutting reindeer, while singing...Originally posted by voodooflux View Post...kitten juggling and painting rude pictures on...Comment
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..."I'm a barbie girl!!!" in Spanish, in memory of their.....Originally posted by realityhack View Post..the rumps of rutting reindeer, while singing..."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Mothers, who use to run around the jungle in their skimpy dresses shaking their Maracas, before they......Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post..."I'm a barbie girl!!!" in Spanish, in memory of their.....Comment
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wiggled their hips and jiggled their...Originally posted by foritisme View PostMothers, who use to run around the jungle in their skimpy dresses shaking their Maracas, before they......B00med!Comment
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....suddenly.....Originally posted by Advocate View Postwiggled their hips and jiggled their...Comment
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