The CUK Jackanory thread...feel free to contribute

[realityhack]

Meanwhile, back in Blighty, the Teletubbies and their production crew were increasingly concerned about the new rabbit they'd borrowed from the Monty Python set. The other rabbits were missing, and 'cuddles' appeared to be gnawing on a human femur, eyes wild and twitching.

The animal trainer approached 'cuddles' the rabbit, and..

[realityhack]

With a deafening roar, cuddles leapt upon him and tore out his throat...

The director yelled "Cut!"...

[Xenophon]

The director yelled "Cut!"...

The studio fell silent.

The director walked up to the rabbit and gently made love with it.

[Xenophon]

And when he'd er, finished, the rabbit leapt upon him with a deafening roar and chopped his head off.

and ate it.

[realityhack]

The studio fell silent.

The director walked up to the rabbit and gently made love with it.

You mean he gave it 'richard' gently?

There was no other option, the producer called the only person able to handle such a beast...

[foritisme]

Guess some of you younger guys have never heard of Jackanory


So we are now making a movie.........

[EternalOptimist]

Over in New Zealand, in the meantime, Tay was carefully removing his shoes

[Advocate]

from the body of a hooker

[realityhack]

from the body of a hooker

When his phone rang. He answered, and the producer of Teletubbies spoke, saying:

[EternalOptimist]

When his phone rang. He answered, and the producer of Teletubbies spoke, saying:

you don't have to come, stay in New Zealand and try to come to grips with those