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[Xenophon]

SCENE 4

[Daylight, about midday, Mid-shot, London Eye and a small group of tourists in the background. CM and Tay are walking <towards the camera POV>, arm in arm. CM is giggling while Tay is cracking jokes (Inaudible). The waters of the Thames begin to stir and froth, the tourists are pointing towards the commotion and taking pictures. <Pan right, tilt and zoom up and out> as a large Green Alien Lizard rises out of the depths, towering 60ft over the banks of the Thames, and walks towards CM and Tay]

CM: (Smiling, turns to Tay) We''l honey, I guess our date is over, my chaperone is here.

TAY: (Wide-eyed, staring at the lizard) Erm. (Hardly registering CM's words) Riight.

Genius.

[cailin maith]

SCENE 4

[Daylight, about midday, Mid-shot, London Eye and a small group of tourists in the background. CM and Tay are walking <towards the camera POV>, arm in arm. CM is giggling while Tay is cracking jokes (Inaudible). The waters of the Thames begin to stir and froth, the tourists are pointing towards the commotion and taking pictures. <Pan right, tilt and zoom up and out> as a large Green Alien Lizard rises out of the depths, towering 60ft over the banks of the Thames, and walks towards CM and Tay]

CM: (Smiling, turns to Tay) Well honey, I guess our date is over, my chaperone is here.

TAY: (Wide-eyed, staring at the lizard) Erm. (Hardly registering CM's words) Riight.

[foritisme]

After the laughter died down, CM..............

[Diver]

Slowly removed her string vest and safety boots, outed her cigar and tossed tay the keys to her lorry

[FiveTimes]

and said, come honey you, me and my rig. how about it ?

[Xenophon]

Slowly removed her string vest and safety boots, outed her cigar and tossed tay the keys to her lorry

She lifted one leg and let out a loud PAAAARP!

[Diver]

A short time later, tay's screams could be heard emanating from the cab as the lorry rocked violently.............

[realityhack]

and said, come honey you, me and my rig. how about it ?

But alas, Tay was sprinting off into the distance as the Giant Green Alien Lizard scratched his back against the London Eye. Cables are snapping, screams can be heard from inside the pods as people on the streets flee in terror.
CM rasps a match across her stubble and lights the cigar, saying...

<aside>Damn... too slow...</aside>

[snaw]

A short time later, tay's screams could be heard emanating from the cab as the lorry rocked violently.............

He ahd a phobia about sexual relations with non woolly, bipedal species...

Ahh, the horror

[cailin maith]

Enough -

Lets get back to JR, SueEllen, Bobby and Pam - much more interesting!!