and Tay realised he was late for his "civil partnership".....
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No matter, as his partner-to-be has been held up on his way back from Thailand anywayOriginally posted by daviejones View Postand Tay realised he was late for his "civil partnership".....Comment
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Causing Tay great distress...Originally posted by realityhack View PostNo matter, as his partner-to-be has been held up on his way back from Thailand anyway"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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So he binned his white dress...Originally posted by daviejones View PostCausing Tay great distress...Comment
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And caught the first flight back to New Zealand, leaving behind scenes of jubilation.Originally posted by realityhack View PostSo he binned his white dress...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Although the NZ sheep are now in a bit of a flutter and threatening to leave..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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As they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...Originally posted by daviejones View PostAlthough the NZ sheep are now in a bit of a flutter and threatening to leave...Comment
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Seize the farm gates, lock up the farmers, brothers and sister sheep. They can take away our wool, and eat our chops but they'll never take away our ...Originally posted by realityhack View PostAs they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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From this corpulent nutter's quest for relief...Originally posted by realityhack View PostAs they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...Comment
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Although the ewes felt safe..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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