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    #41
    and Tay realised he was late for his "civil partnership".....
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #42
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      and Tay realised he was late for his "civil partnership".....
      No matter, as his partner-to-be has been held up on his way back from Thailand anyway

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        #43
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        No matter, as his partner-to-be has been held up on his way back from Thailand anyway
        Causing Tay great distress...
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #44
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          Causing Tay great distress...
          So he binned his white dress...

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            #45
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            So he binned his white dress...
            And caught the first flight back to New Zealand, leaving behind scenes of jubilation.
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #46
              Although the NZ sheep are now in a bit of a flutter and threatening to leave...
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #47
                Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                Although the NZ sheep are now in a bit of a flutter and threatening to leave...
                As they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  As they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...
                  Seize the farm gates, lock up the farmers, brothers and sister sheep. They can take away our wool, and eat our chops but they'll never take away our ...
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    As they've run out of butter and demand a reprieve...
                    From this corpulent nutter's quest for relief...

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                      #50
                      Although the ewes felt safe...
                      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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