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    #71
    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    ....suddenly.....
    enlarged....
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #72
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      enlarged....
      Foetuses
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #73
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Foetuses
        appeared on Channel 4. Shall I...
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #74
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          appeared on Channel 4. Shall I...
          Call this an abortion or an innovation in the art of.........
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #75
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Call this an abortion or an innovation in the art of.........
            .....self abuse!

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              #76
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              .....self abuse!
              said the news reader while picking his nose with a..
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #77
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                said the news reader while picking his nose with a..
                over ripe banana, and scratching his crotch with an extended....
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  over ripe banana, and scratching his crotch with an extended....
                  news bulletin about Dallas about to be shown. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #79
                    Sue Ellen steps naked from the shower, body glistening with droplets of water.....
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Sue Ellen steps naked from the shower, body glistening with droplets of water.....
                      This news item is sponsored by Dunkin Doughnuts says the voiceover in a deep...
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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