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    #81
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    This news item is sponsored by Dunkin Doughnuts says the voiceover in a deep...
    ...Southern accent, Sue Ellen bends over and the Voice exclaims......................
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #82
      Jay R I haint goin back to that sanitorium agin
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #83
        Baggy - I actually said that in my head with a "texan/irish" accent!!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #84
          she was to bottom lip acting what Roger Moore was to eyebrow acting
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #85
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Baggy - I actually said that in my head with a "texan/irish" accent!!!


            oirish... - Shirley?

            Yeah, I know...

            But you know I you!

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              #86
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post


              oirish... - Shirley?

              Yeah, I know...

              But you know I you!
              Yeah, yeah

              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #87
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Yeah, yeah

                And then Churchill excused himself and made mischief with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters...

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  And then Churchill excused himself and made mischief with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters...
                  but was thwarted by having no pot noodle in the hose. and they all lived happily ever after. the end.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    but was thwarted by having no pot noodle in the hose. and they all lived happily ever after. the end.
                    Awww, that's soooo sweet!
                    (Sound of a dog retching in the background...)

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Awww, that's soooo sweet!
                      (Sound of a dog retching in the background...)
                      while in the foreground the band played on despite...

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