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Jay R I haint goin back to that sanitorium aginThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Baggy - I actually said that in my head with a "texan/irish" accent!!!
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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she was to bottom lip acting what Roger Moore was to eyebrow actingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBaggy - I actually said that in my head with a "texan/irish" accent!!!

oirish... - Shirley?
Yeah, I know...
But you know I
you!
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Yeah, yeahOriginally posted by Churchill View Post
oirish... - Shirley?
Yeah, I know...
But you know I
you!

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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And then Churchill excused himself and made mischief with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, yeah


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but was thwarted by having no pot noodle in the hose. and they all lived happily ever after. the end.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAnd then Churchill excused himself and made mischief with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters...
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Awww, that's soooo sweet!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postbut was thwarted by having no pot noodle in the hose. and they all lived happily ever after. the end.
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while in the foreground the band played on despite...Originally posted by Churchill View PostAwww, that's soooo sweet!
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