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    #91
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    while in the foreground the band played on despite...
    ..the ship sinking into the darkest depths of the freezing north Atlantic waves...

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      #92
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      ..the ship sinking into the darkest depths of the freezing north Atlantic waves...
      Caused by the U-Boat firing its last remaining torpedo..

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        #93
        Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
        Caused by the U-Boat firing its last remaining torpedo..
        thus falicitating the entry of the united states into the first world war...

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          #94
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          thus falicitating the entry of the united states into the first world war...
          I hate these wars in black and white, can't see who's the enemy, said the captain. Do you think that WW2 will be in colour?
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #95
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            I hate these wars in black and white, can't see who's the enemy, said the captain. Do you think that WW2 will be in colour?
            Nah mate, this war(The Great War) is the war that will end all wars...

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              #96
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Nah mate, this war(The Great War) is the war that will end all wars...
              Which disproves Einstein's theory that if the next war is nuclear then the one afterwards will be fought with bows and arrows and also disproves....

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                #97
                that Tony Bliar was in fact a good prime minister. Although it should be pointed out.......

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                  that Tony Bliar was in fact a good prime minister. Although it should be pointed out.......
                  That he did have reasonably good taste in shoes and...............
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    That he did have reasonably good taste in shoes and...............
                    butt plugs. However his neighbour, "Gay Gordon".....

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      butt plugs. However his neighbour, "Gay Gordon".....
                      who was happy and liked gin, decided he would rather...

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