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The CUK Jackanory thread...feel free to contribute
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Caused by the U-Boat firing its last remaining torpedo..Originally posted by Churchill View Post..the ship sinking into the darkest depths of the freezing north Atlantic waves...Comment
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thus falicitating the entry of the united states into the first world war...Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostCaused by the U-Boat firing its last remaining torpedo..Comment
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I hate these wars in black and white, can't see who's the enemy, said the captain. Do you think that WW2 will be in colour?Originally posted by Churchill View Postthus falicitating the entry of the united states into the first world war..."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Nah mate, this war(The Great War) is the war that will end all wars...Originally posted by Paddy View PostI hate these wars in black and white, can't see who's the enemy, said the captain. Do you think that WW2 will be in colour?Comment
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Which disproves Einstein's theory that if the next war is nuclear then the one afterwards will be fought with bows and arrows and also disproves....Originally posted by Churchill View PostNah mate, this war(The Great War) is the war that will end all wars...Comment
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That he did have reasonably good taste in shoes and...............Originally posted by foritisme View Postthat Tony Bliar was in fact a good prime minister. Although it should be pointed out.......Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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butt plugs. However his neighbour, "Gay Gordon".....Originally posted by Diver View PostThat he did have reasonably good taste in shoes and...............Comment
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who was happy and liked gin, decided he would rather...Originally posted by Churchill View Postbutt plugs. However his neighbour, "Gay Gordon".....Comment
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