Fed up now...

[vetran]

Today I'm in Client Co's offices. There's a lady who's got a fan heater on despite the aircon being set to heat.

As for all the "Warmest ever months", not around my way they haven't been. Oh, and the rain! I've never had such a crop of slugs and snails.

They are currently identifying as Locusts. little sods.

Slug trap and Sainsburys £1 for 4 beer. Better suggestions (non poison at least my snails go to Snaihalla happy!)

[Uncle Albert]

What are you moaning about? It's the warmest May, June and July on record. The BBC were warning that temperatures could reach 21c and they ran out of red crayons to colour the weather forecast maps.

Today I'm in Client Co's offices. There's a lady who's got a fan heater on despite the aircon being set to heat.

As for all the "Warmest ever months", not around my way they haven't been. Oh, and the rain! I've never had such a crop of slugs and snails.

[vetran]

Bumping this seeing as I'm fed up with the weather.

Lovely weather for Ducks, just sat in the garden drinking tea and watching the grass grow.

Not sure if I have the kind of mind affliction that would make me shoe in for US president or AI is helping me write posts.

[Paddy]

Bumping this seeing as I'm fed up with the weather.

What are you moaning about? It's the warmest May, June and July on record. The BBC were warning that temperatures could reach 21c and they ran out of red crayons to colour the weather forecast maps.

[Uncle Albert]

Gorn but not forgotten .

Or something. .

Probably washed away in the rain. Or emigrated back to Tau Lacertae IX to keep their reptilian blood warm.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Gorn but not forgotten .

Or something. .

[Uncle Albert]

Bumping this seeing as I'm fed up with the weather.

[DaveB]

Morning.

Dark oneside, sunny the other.

Dry.

Cool.

Train on time. Class 150. On a Monday too.

Hill steep.

Monday.

Om.

Bullet for Sir?

[DaveB]

Ah. Must have confused them with cats. Easily done.

Ours positively enjoys getting wet in the rain and will go and sit in the middle of the lawn during a downpour.

He then comes in and ambushes us by chirping for attention, which results in an absent minded hand being lowered to cat height to provide fuss, followed by cries of anguish as it meets sodden fur.

He also enjoys being toweled off vigorously before going back out in it again...

[WTFH]

The murrain of beasts has arrived.

Deep joy.

And if you think a wet hen gets a bit irritated, just imagine what a wet parrot is like.

Wet hens don't get irritated, they just look like drowned rats until they dry up.