What do they look like?

[Cliphead]

Me - I snogged him and he's not gay... didn't notice the eyeliner either...

In fact he's pretty hot!

That's what I don't get, why the makeup?

[cailin maith]

Not a chance.

You are a gentleman... and you are right this should have ended ages ago!

[Bagpuss]

I imagine all the girlies and getting PMs right now "Hey wanna see me spank the monkey on cam?"

No, not me, they always say no.

[Xenophon]

Me - I snogged him and he's not gay... didn't notice the eyeliner either...

In fact he's pretty hot!

I love you.

Only 'pretty' hot though?

[Xenophon]

You are a gentleman... and you are right this should have ended ages ago!

Now you've cleared this gay nonsense up I can depart the thread!

I owe you one.

[DimPrawn]

Yeah, can people please stop sending me PM's offering to see the monkey get a right spanking. I don't approve of animal cruelty.

PS. this thread is going to run and run.

[beeker]

So why the makeup then? Must be an underlying reason for this, have you sought professional help?

underlying reason.... he's so far in the closet folk will soon be calling him anne frank!

[darmstadt]

'Handbags at dawn' thread this is.

If 1 in 4 men are reputedly gay, then how many posters in this thread are?

[Churchill]

I love you.

Only 'pretty' hot though?

Yeah, it's the eyeliner, you sure are perty - squeal like a piggy?

Oi Clippy, got yer banjo handy?

[TheBigYinJames]

'Handbags at dawn' thread this is.
If 1 in 4 men are reputedly gay, then how many posters in this thread are?

Depends how many of them are really men.