What do they look like?

[Lucy]

After a while you begin to get a mental picture of what some posters might look like, for example:

Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up
Churchill is very tall has shoulder-length sweet smelling hair and doesn't have to shave too often
Prawn is of middle-eastern descent is about 50 and relies on his wit to attract women
MF is angry and short with a pot belly
Bagpuss is tall with green or blue eyes and strong features
Zeity is an older chap with distinguished features
sas is a midget of asian descent

[ChimpMaster]

And Lucy is <removed for sake of decency!>

[beeker]

After a while you begin to get a mental picture of what some posters might look like, for example:

Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up
Churchill is very tall has shoulder-length sweet smelling hair and doesn't have to shave too often
Prawn is of middle-eastern descent is about 50 and relies on his wit to attract women
MF is angry and short with a pot belly
Bagpuss is tall with green or blue eyes and strong features
Zeity is an older chap with distinguished features
sas is a midget of asian descent

Queue posts about what you look like...?

The name Lucy suggests someone of a decent background, which in turn to me gives the impression that you may look like Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

For me, it's all in the name "Beaker".

[Lucy]

Queue posts about what you look like...?

The name Lucy suggests someone of a decent background, which in turn to me gives the impression that you may look like Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

For me, it's all in the name "Beaker".

I wish I was that tall or that beautiful!

[DiscoStu]

Queue posts about what you look like...?

The name Lucy suggests someone of a decent background, which in turn to me gives the impression that you may look like Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

For me, it's all in the name "Beaker".

This whole beeker / beaker thing confuses me.

Are you the same person?

[daviejones]

I am guessing Lucy has bright ginger hair, wildly over weight, with thick glasses and a double chin.

I am guessing that she has big teeth, huge ankles and boobs that just collapse like the twin towers when released from that industrial strength over shoulder boulder holder.

I also guess varicose veins and a bad case of dandruff.

Yep, I think I got it now...

[snaw]

After a while you begin to get a mental picture of what some posters might look like, for example:

Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up
Churchill is very tall has shoulder-length sweet smelling hair and doesn't have to shave too often
Prawn is of middle-eastern descent is about 50 and relies on his wit to attract women
MF is angry and short with a pot belly
Bagpuss is tall with green or blue eyes and strong features
Zeity is an older chap with distinguished features
sas is a midget of asian descent

Zeity is green with a tail.

Everyone else looks like Kirk Douglas, with a well oiled bare chest with a couple of leather straps across it and a toga type skirt.

HTH

[Lucy]

I am guessing Lucy has bright ginger hair, wildly over weight, with thick glasses and a double chin.

I am guessing that she has big teeth, huge ankles and boobs that just collapse like the twin towers when released from that industrial strength over shoulder boulder holder.

I also guess varicose veins and a bad case of dandruff.

Yep, I think I got it now...

Cheers sas.

[beeker]

This whole beeker / beaker thing confuses me.

Are you the same person?

Beaker is the correct spelling of the lab assistant in the Muppeet Show. The name was taken on this forum, beeker is close enough.

I'm just missing the white lab coat!

[DiscoStu]

Beaker is the correct spelling of the lab assistant in the Muppeet Show. The name was taken on this forum, beeker is close enough.

I'm just missing the white lab coat!

So you're not the beaker who also posts here?