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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    After a while you begin to get a mental picture of what some posters might look like, for example:

    Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up
    Churchill is very tall has shoulder-length sweet smelling hair and doesn't have to shave too often
    Prawn is of middle-eastern descent is about 50 and relies on his wit to attract women
    MF is angry and short with a pot belly
    Bagpuss is tall with green or blue eyes and strong features
    Zeity is an older chap with distinguished features
    sas is a midget of asian descent

    Looks like your judgement is about the same level as your intelligence.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      I sometimes wonder whether the people i see on the train or in the city during the day are contractors who post on here.

      It's quite a small world and it wouldn't surprise me at all
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        #13
        I'm more a Brad Pitt x Andrew Lloyd Webber

        I have Brad's sense of humour.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up


          Very good, Lucy! Eyeliner is for parties and peacocking and not at the office of course and I'm trying to catch a little more sun so the 'olive' could be upped to 'choca mocha' soon.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #15
            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            So you're not the beaker who also posts here?
            not guilty...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


              Very good, Lucy! Eyeliner is for parties and peacocking and not at the office of course and I'm trying to catch a little more sun so the 'olive' could be upped to 'choca mocha' soon.
              Eyeliner at the office would be good, go on!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Eyeliner at the office would be good, go on!
                You approve of men wearing make-up then?
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  You approve of men wearing make-up then?
                  It isn't for me to approve or not approve. It's called freedom.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    It isn't for me to approve or not approve. It's called freedom.
                    I think you'll find the more common expression for that, is bent.

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                      #20
                      I am bloke with ......
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

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