What do they look like?

[Churchill]

Eh?

Why do you wear make-up.

[DimPrawn]

Why do you wear make-up.

Cos he's ugly.

[Xenophon]

Why do you wear make-up.

Ah. I see.

To get girls.

[DaveB]

Unfortunately this guy was human... at least his right hand was...

Maybe he'd had a transplant? Did the hairy hand seem to have a life of it's own if left unattended?

[Churchill]

Ah. I see.

To get girls.

Ahhhh, the "Be one to get one" ploy.

Like it!

[beeker]

Ah. I see.

To get girls.

Do you buy "closer" too...

I stand by my original comment.

[Xenophon]

Ahhhh, the "Be one to get one" ploy.

Like it!

Not exactly.



A tiny touch of eyeliner is hardly a face full of rouge and mascara. Guys don't notice and girls just think you have nice eyes.

Throw in a item of clothing that is interesting and you're good to go.

[Xenophon]

Do you buy "closer" too...

I stand by my original comment.

No.

I wager that I am spectacularly more successful with the fairer sex than you. Note the use of the bold type.

[PRC1964]

No.

I wager that I am spectacularly more successful with the fairer sex than you. Note the use of the bold type.

You mean you wear glasses as well as make up?

[Lucy]

No.

I wager that I am spectacularly more successful with the fairer sex than you. Note the use of the bold type.

That reminds me, are we having an 'end of year do' and are you coming this year Xen?