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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    warpaint - Shirley

    Oi Xeno, take a pill man!

    Alright, that's definitely enough.

    Xeno, I'm sorry.
    Mate, read the past few posts.

    I have been saying pack it in and beeker keeps going.

    Baggy and yourself haven't blimmin' helped though!

    Sod it - he had his chance.

    The future's bright. The future's orange.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


      ...and I let the fact that you install software as well slide...
      Awfully decent of you old chap. what what what.

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        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        You really are a orange-coloured twat, aren't you? Why do you persist when I have posted several times saying enough is enough.

        The funny thing is I am the straight, successful, good-looking one, with charisma, confidence and stats with the girls that I am proud of.
        And you are the ginger one.

        I would have thought you would have been more keen to stop this nonsense. It seems not.
        Alright, open ******* season now!

        "Stats with the girls"?

        It looks like you really are trying to prove something.

        A word to the wise, a gentleman never tells.

        If you were that confident you would've kept your mouth shut!

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          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          The funny thing is I am the straight, successful, good-looking one, with charisma, confidence and stats with the girls that I am proud of.
          If you keep saying it enough you will, eventually, believe it.
          now click your heels twice and go back home.

          The future's bright - the future's orange. Didn't peg you as a Catholic!

          edit - course you are; bet you were the head choirboy. double entendre intended.

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            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Alright, open ******* season now!

            "Stats with the girls"?

            It looks like you really are trying to prove something.

            A word to the wise, a gentleman never tells.

            If you were that confident you would've kept your mouth shut!
            I never said I was a gentleman. It is just a game to me.

            I went past my 200 just after my 30th birthday.

            You can ask that lot if I'm gay.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
              Pack it in now, beeker. I've had enough.

              You are ginger.

              I am not gay.
              Yeah, pack it in, beeker.

              Just 'cos she's a raving poofta doesn't mean he's had much regular man-on-man action. Leave it.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by beeker View Post
                The future's bright - the future's orange. Didn't peg you as a Catholic!


                Oh, do explain this one....
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Yeah, pack it in, beeker.

                  Just 'cos she's a raving poofta doesn't mean he's had much regular man-on-man action. Leave it.
                  Reported.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    Oh, do explain this one....
                    Orange.

                    edit - apologies to any Catholics who may have taken offence from this post, it was not my intention and a mere sterotypical comment.

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                      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                      Oh, do explain this one....
                      Hmmm, this could get interesting...

                      Churchill - In "Angler Fish" mode!

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