What do they look like?

[RichardCranium]

I went past my 200 just after my 30th birthday.

Oh dear. You really do have a problem, don't you?

That's not normal, Xeno. Really, it's not. Somewhere in that little lot you should have been able to form a relationship.

You might be just about convincing yourself you're a studpuppy, but you're not convincing anyone else.

Take a good look at yourself and do it soon. You are at risk of becoming an old and lonely and bitter man. It really is better to admit what you are and take the flak than be in denial every day.

[Xenophon]

Now come on!

You come on to a forum professing to wear make-up and when some real men rip into you then you decide to mince off to a moderator?

What a star.

I don't see you coming to any real dos, Churchy?

Keyboard warrior.

[beeker]

William of Orange who was dutch, and prodestant IIRC

ach win some lose some.

least i'm not a buffty!

wasn't insinuating you were bagpuss....

[Churchill]

I never said I was a gentleman. It is just a game to me.

I went past my 200 just after my 30th birthday.

You can ask that lot if I'm gay.

They'd probably just say they were fed up of you nicking their make-up!

Wow, 200 girls(I presume), what happened? They tried it with you once, you were crap and they moved on?

**** me, you must be pretty good at handling rejection.

[Xenophon]

Oh dear. You really do have a problem, don't you?

That's not normal, Xeno. Really, it's not. Somewhere in that little lot you should have been able to form a relationship.

You might be just about convincing yourself you're a studpuppy, but you're not convincing anyone else.

Take a good look at yourself and do it soon. You are at risk of becoming an old and lonely and bitter man. It really is better to admit what you are and take the flak than be in denial every day.

That is actually quite a sweet post. Thank you.

[beeker]

That is actually quite a sweet post. Thank you.

the prosecution rests m'lud

[Xenophon]

Too late now!!

WHS

[daviejones]

the prosecution rests m'lud

Not another Catholic post is it?

[ace00]

Can we combine this with the "termination of contract" thread? It would be awesomely anti-PC.

[Xenophon]

**** me, you must be pretty good at handling rejection.

Extremely good.