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    #id
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'm not, I'm laughing my bollocks off!

    Xeno, I don't threaten. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
    Ah, good to hear. Plenty of chucking going on over here too.

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #id
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      I don't get it.
      wearing eyeliner - i'm not surprised!
      edit.

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        #id
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Did Dawn have VD?
        Quite possibly
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #id
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Did Dawn have VD?
          Keyboard/coffee moment. Getting some funny looks from my colleagues - and no real explanation I can give ...
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #id
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            Ah, good to hear. Plenty of chucking going on over here too.

            why, have you looked in the mirror?

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              #id
              Originally posted by beeker View Post
              wearing eyeliner - i'm not surprised!
              edit.
              I don't get that either.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #id
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Keyboard/coffee moment. Getting some funny looks from my colleagues - and no real explanation I can give ...
                Best thread I have read in ages
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  Keyboard/coffee moment. Getting some funny looks from my colleagues - and no real explanation I can give ...
                  Point them in the direction of this thread...

                  (As you make your excuses and leave!)

                  Churchill - In "I'm lucky, working from home" mode!

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by beeker View Post
                    why, have you looked in the mirror?
                    Yes and guess what.

                    I'm not ginger.

                    It is a relief every time.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      You come on to a forum professing to wear make-up and when some real men rip into you then you decide to mince off to a moderator?
                      Quite.

                      "Dear entire world,
                      I wear make-up and take an uncommon interest in abnormal clothing for men. And I'm straight."

                      What kind of response is that asking for?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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