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    There are worst things to be called than Gay. Perhaps pretending to be Gay would help in the pulling stakes. All those girlfriends getting intouch with their emotions makes them vulnerable, you could pounce, or ponse, or whatever. They would have the added female vanity kudos of converting a gay man. Everyone's happy except Dawn who has been unjustly stigmatized.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      What's your stance on blokes wearing makeup?
      A touch of eyeliner on a big night out is hardly maek-up. But I said that at the start and no-one listened...
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        Originally posted by beeker View Post
        Finally! thats as good an admission as we're going to get I think.
        Jesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          It is ridiculous to me now. Why do ginger people keep insisting I'm gay? Plenty of people on here have met me in person!!!

          well, we can use another term if you'd prefer?

          how about..... Buffty.

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            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Come on.. group hug
            I thought they took that web site down?

            Which was a shame. I learned an awful lot from there...
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
              Jesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.
              actually, i'm farly chipper today!

              and please, call me Beeker.

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                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                A touch of eyeliner on a big night out is hardly maek-up. But I said that at the start and no-one listened...
                I can't help laughing at the idea of that phone call

                "Hey Xeno, coming down the pub?".

                "Be there in 2 secs - just putting a touch of eye liner on ..."
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  Originally posted by beeker View Post
                  well, we can use another term if you'd prefer?

                  how about..... Buffty.
                  We?

                  Calm down, new boy. I see the forecast looks nice. You better stay inside mate.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Jesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.
                    How many of them have you shagged?
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      I can't help laughing at the idea of that phone call

                      "Hey Xeno, coming down the pub?".

                      "Be there in 2 secs - just putting a touch of eye liner on ..."


                      Big nights out, snaw.
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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