There are worst things to be called than Gay. Perhaps pretending to be Gay would help in the pulling stakes. All those girlfriends getting intouch with their emotions makes them vulnerable, you could pounce, or ponse, or whatever. They would have the added female vanity kudos of converting a gay man. Everyone's happy except Dawn who has been unjustly stigmatized.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
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A touch of eyeliner on a big night out is hardly maek-up. But I said that at the start and no-one listened...Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat's your stance on blokes wearing makeup?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Jesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.Originally posted by beeker View PostFinally! thats as good an admission as we're going to get I think.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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well, we can use another term if you'd prefer?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIt is ridiculous to me now. Why do ginger people keep insisting I'm gay? Plenty of people on here have met me in person!!!

how about..... Buffty.Comment
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I thought they took that web site down?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostCome on.. group hug
Which was a shame. I learned an awful lot from there...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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actually, i'm farly chipper today!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostJesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.
and please, call me Beeker.Comment
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I can't help laughing at the idea of that phone callOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostA touch of eyeliner on a big night out is hardly maek-up. But I said that at the start and no-one listened...
"Hey Xeno, coming down the pub?".
"Be there in 2 secs - just putting a touch of eye liner on ..."Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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We?Originally posted by beeker View Postwell, we can use another term if you'd prefer?
how about..... Buffty.
Calm down, new boy. I see the forecast looks nice. You better stay inside mate.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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How many of them have you shagged?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostJesus man, you are sad. Ask the 10-15 people on here that have met me if I'm gay.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostI can't help laughing at the idea of that phone call
"Hey Xeno, coming down the pub?".
"Be there in 2 secs - just putting a touch of eye liner on ..."
Big nights out, snaw.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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