This is beyond childish now. I will try to hold back on the ginger jokes.
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easy for you to say.Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


Newsflash beeker: It isn't 1923 anymore.
You are about as wordly-wise as the Fritzl kids.
You shouldn't type with your mouth full.Comment
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/sighOriginally posted by beeker View Posteasy for you to say.
You shouldn't type with your mouth full.
Two of us are straight, but only one of us is ginger.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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That's right!Originally posted by Xenophon View Post/sigh
Two of us are straight, but only one of us is ginger.
(I'm strawberry blonde!)
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I assume you're takling about more than two people..... in which case. You'd be right!Originally posted by Xenophon View Post/sigh
Two of us are straight, but only one of us is ginger.
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I was going to say African Sunset but decided against it.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's right!
(I'm strawberry blonde!)
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Beeker, I bet you find it upsetting Xen doesn't find you attractive?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's right!
(I'm strawberry blonde!)

'tis a classic line.
I will admit that I have the odd copper-coloured hair in my beard if I let it grow.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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All together chaps...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostBeeker, I bet you find it upsetting Xen doesn't find you attractive?
"Oh..... Beeker's so ugly he can't pull a bloke!"Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
'tis a classic line.
I will admit that I have the odd copper-coloured hair in my beard if I let it grow.

you should shower afterwards then!
filthy man....!
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