What do they look like?

[Bagpuss]

After a while you begin to get a mental picture of what some posters might look like, for example:

Xen is hairless, has olive skin and wears eye make-up
Churchill is very tall has shoulder-length sweet smelling hair and doesn't have to shave too often
Prawn is of middle-eastern descent is about 50 and relies on his wit to attract women
MF is angry and short with a pot belly
Bagpuss is tall with green or blue eyes and strong features
Zeity is an older chap with distinguished features
sas is a midget of asian descent

Churchill looks like an angry version of Jeremy Clarkson
DP looks like Marty Feldman
Zeity looks like Keith from Eastenders
SAS resembles Rigsby from Rising damp

[Churchill]

Churchill looks like an angry version of Jeremy Clarkson
DP looks like Marty Feldman
Zeity looks like Keith from Eastenders
SAS resembles Rigsby from Rising damp

Bagpuss is a saggy old, baggy old cloth cat.

And even Emily can't stand the smelly little f*cker now!

Oi Xeno, women wear make-up for a reason - to attract men!

Churchill - In "It makes me look interesting my arse" mode!

[DimPrawn]

This guy?

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...%3Den%26sa%3DG

Stone me, he's 5 years younger than me & looks about 20 years older.

He looks like a typical Labour councillor to me.

[Bagpuss]

Bagpuss is a saggy old, baggy old cloth cat.

And even Emily can't stand the smelly little f*cker now!

Your style of attire is similar to JC no? 80s man about town?

[Churchill]

Your style of attire is similar to JC no? 80s man about town?

What do you expect? I'm 41 for f*cks sake!

[beeker]

It isn't a goth thing, but black I like and 'peacocking' is broader than eyeliner. It is about catching somone's eye by having something different about you - a hat, a brcelet, whatever. a It is a heck of a lot of fun if I'm honest.

What grates me is your gay comments (which gay people would prob be non-plussed about) and you saying it is feminine.

I hope you've learned something today. If there is one thing I can't stand, it is muppets who have not a clue what they are talking about making comments.

I bet your bush has never seen a razor...

no, 'peacocking' is a term you can use in place of "mincing".

I have learned that eyeliner is hard to put on? thanks Lucy - every day is a school day.

If there are two things I can't stand, it's guys so far in denial they are a drowned Egyptian, and people pretending not to be feminine yet using phrases such as "shoo, newb".

I bet you go to the loo to fart? dont ya! hmmmmm?!

Wake up and smell the pot Pourri.

edit - credit to lucy for the education

[Xenophon]

no, 'peacocking' is a term you can use in place of "mincing". I have learned that eyeliner is hard to put on?

If there are two things I can't stand, it's guys so far in denial they are a drowned Egyptian, and people pretending not to be feminine yet using phrases such as "shoo, newb".

I bet you go to the loo to fart? dont ya! hmmmmm?!

Wake up and smell the pot Pourri.

I have a distinct feeling you have the curse (i.e. you are ginger). Therefore you are probably a pasty little blighter too, but with a bit of a temper - as gingers tend to have.

You have no idea what peacocking is. You wouldn't have the confidence or the competence to walk into a room and talk to a group of girls.

Shoo, newb.

[Churchill]

What ARE you insinuating? Just because a man polishes his shoes and can describe every outfit Lesley Judd wore '73 through '79, you assume he plays mandingo on the man-pipe and takes it up the 'Arris? How very VERY double dare you!


Shoo, newb.

Shirley?

[tay]

Oi Xeno, women wear make-up for a reason - to attract men!

Harsh but true.

[beeker]

I have a distinct feeling you have the curse (i.e. you are ginger). Therefore you are probably a pasty little blighter too, but with a bit of a temper - as gingers tend to have.

You have no idea what peacocking is. You wouldn't have the confidence or the competence to walk into a room and talk to a group of girls.

Shoo, newb.

Christ, aren't you the modern day Sherlock holmes. What gave it away - my earlier posts on resembling beaker from the muppets?!

*clears throat*
Oh.... i'd rather be a ginger than a poof,
Oh i'd rather be a ginger than a poof,
yes i'd rather be a ginger, rather be a ginger, rather be a ginger than a poof"


I spoke to your mum ok all those years ago