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OK hands up who's been flicking the bean for Xen?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'm hardly going to make it up and post it on the board that is frequented by people that were there, if that is what you are implying.Originally posted by snaw View PostI thought the last do seemed a bit quiet on the story front ...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Stop make me laugh out loud at work. It's not a professional look.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOK hands up who's been flicking the bean for Xen?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Blimey are you lot still at it? I gave up on page 12. Beeker - your 182 posts, are they all in this thread? Are they all pointless? Xeno - you were fished in mate.
Now. Stoppit children!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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No quite the opposite, usually when the stories are quiet after the night out there was mischief being had ...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI'm hardly going to make it up and post it on the board that is frequented by people that were there, if that is what you are implying.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Not a chance.Originally posted by ChurchillWell, they must be absolutely crapping themselves now in case you blurt out their names.
It should have ended ages ago.Originally posted by ChurchillI suggest that this Thread gets deleted.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Hey, I was never confused!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThis is taking a strange "two cowboys in the mountains" turn now.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).
Me - I snogged him and he's not gay... didn't notice the eyeliner either...
In fact he's pretty hot!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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To be honest I have been laughing a lot this afternoon. I'm not having a newb like beeker spout off complete and utter rubbish.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostBlimey are you lot still at it? I gave up on page 12. Beeker - your 182 posts, are they all in this thread? Are they all pointless? Xeno - you were fished in mate.
Now. Stoppit children!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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