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Originally posted by Lucy View PostOh dear.
I've been asleep.
To summarise:
beeker is a homophobic troll
Xen is hot (we knew that)
Baggy performs on cam (must remember that one)
Churchill is a ginger
Another day at CUK
beeker doesn't like guys wearing eyeliner that aren't goths or gay
Xen so desperate for people to believe he is not gay, he even ksised a girl!!
baggy would perfrom on cam if the girl owned up that 'did it' with Xen
Churchill has ginger hairComment
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Originally posted by beeker View PostWhy am i looking homophobic, have I at any point said there is anything wrong with being Gay?
i'm currently Pm'ing the female members of CUK for some "cam fun", apparently it's the done thing these days along with wearing eyeliner.
I'm not homophobic, i just dont like people pretending not to be gay.
Maybe you're just scared you might be a little tempted
Maybe we should introduce a badge scheme so you won't get so confusedComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhy does it bother you so much? Are you paranoid that the friendly bloke in the pub was hitting on you?
Maybe you're just scared you might be a little tempted
Maybe we should introduce a badge scheme so you won't get so confused
I and many more people who have posted just don't think wearing eyeliner is an act of a striaght bloke.
sit down if you agree...
see?!Comment
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Originally posted by beeker View Postdon't think you get it yet,
I and many more people who have posted just don't think wearing eyeliner is an act of a striaght bloke.
sit down if you agree...
see?!
Even, man of men, Jeremy Clarkson was going on about smudging his make-up, it is YOU who doesn't get it.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostHave you seen any television lately?
Even, man of men, Jeremy Clarkson was going on about smudging his make-up, it is YOU who doesn't get it.
Jezza doesn't go to the local Tesco's sporting a cheeky bit of eyeliner and some blusher does he?!
Obviously you've never done any acting!Comment
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Originally posted by beeker View PostObviously you've never done any acting!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh dear. I suspect you shouldn't have said that. I think your world is about to turn inside out.
edit - faking attraction to Xeno doesn't count. and i haven't done any acting either in case it sounded like that!Comment
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Just thinking this one through ...
Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMe - I snogged him and he's not gay... didn't notice the eyeliner either...
In fact he's pretty hot!
Originally posted by Lucy View PostAs I have said before snaw, the people on here who matter know I am female.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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