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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Oh dear.

    I've been asleep.

    To summarise:

    beeker is a homophobic troll
    Xen is hot (we knew that)
    Baggy performs on cam (must remember that one)
    Churchill is a ginger

    Another day at CUK
    You forgot...

    Lucy thinks other men in makeup are hot

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      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Oh dear.

      I've been asleep.

      To summarise:

      beeker is a homophobic troll
      Xen is hot (we knew that)
      Baggy performs on cam (must remember that one)
      Churchill is a ginger

      Another day at CUK
      for too long it would seem:

      beeker doesn't like guys wearing eyeliner that aren't goths or gay
      Xen so desperate for people to believe he is not gay, he even ksised a girl!!
      baggy would perfrom on cam if the girl owned up that 'did it' with Xen
      Churchill has ginger hair

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        Tay has antler issues.
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          Originally posted by beeker View Post
          Why am i looking homophobic, have I at any point said there is anything wrong with being Gay?

          i'm currently Pm'ing the female members of CUK for some "cam fun", apparently it's the done thing these days along with wearing eyeliner.


          I'm not homophobic, i just dont like people pretending not to be gay.
          Why does it bother you so much? Are you paranoid that the friendly bloke in the pub was hitting on you?

          Maybe you're just scared you might be a little tempted

          Maybe we should introduce a badge scheme so you won't get so confused

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            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Why does it bother you so much? Are you paranoid that the friendly bloke in the pub was hitting on you?

            Maybe you're just scared you might be a little tempted

            Maybe we should introduce a badge scheme so you won't get so confused
            don't think you get it yet,

            I and many more people who have posted just don't think wearing eyeliner is an act of a striaght bloke.

            sit down if you agree...

            see?!

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              Originally posted by beeker View Post
              don't think you get it yet,

              I and many more people who have posted just don't think wearing eyeliner is an act of a striaght bloke.

              sit down if you agree...

              see?!
              Have you seen any television lately?

              Even, man of men, Jeremy Clarkson was going on about smudging his make-up, it is YOU who doesn't get it.

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                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Have you seen any television lately?

                Even, man of men, Jeremy Clarkson was going on about smudging his make-up, it is YOU who doesn't get it.
                he's on bloody TV... You need make up so that all the features come out on screen.

                Jezza doesn't go to the local Tesco's sporting a cheeky bit of eyeliner and some blusher does he?!

                Obviously you've never done any acting!

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                  Originally posted by beeker View Post
                  Obviously you've never done any acting!
                  Oh dear. I suspect you shouldn't have said that. I think your world is about to turn inside out.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Oh dear. I suspect you shouldn't have said that. I think your world is about to turn inside out.
                    might be sunnier on the other side?!

                    edit - faking attraction to Xeno doesn't count. and i haven't done any acting either in case it sounded like that!

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                      Just thinking this one through ...

                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      I got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Me - I snogged him and he's not gay... didn't notice the eyeliner either...

                      In fact he's pretty hot!
                      One down, one to go ...

                      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                      As I have said before snaw, the people on here who matter know I am female.
                      Xeno, can you confirm that Lucy is indeed female?
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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