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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Come on.. group hug
    I tried that.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Come on.. group hug
      sorry - i'm still sitting in the corner with the "D" hat on

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        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        It is purely out of constant abuse from the muppets on here today.

        Always keep a high standard though.

        Now I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          I tried that.
          and i didn't even notice...

          no wonder the girls left you.

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            Being 8 yrs old again.....

            Xeno, are you a poof tied to a post?

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              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Now I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...
              I accept that. Usually keep a high standard...
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                Originally posted by beeker View Post
                sorry - i'm still sitting in the corner with the "D" hat on
                I'm not, I'm laughing my bollocks off!

                Xeno, I don't threaten. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  Now I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...

                  Yeah, I was gonna say that. There have been times when the crack of dawn wasn't safe so people that say they only shag stunners are just liars LOL.
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Xeno, are you a poof tied to a post?
                    I don't get it.

                    Reported (joking of course - as per the Cranium one).
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                      Yeah, I was gonna say that. There have been times when the crack of dawn wasn't safe so people that say they only shag stunners are just liars LOL.
                      Did Dawn have VD?
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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