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sorry - i'm still sitting in the corner with the "D" hat onOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostCome on.. group hug
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Now I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIt is purely out of constant abuse from the muppets on here today.
Always keep a high standard though.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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and i didn't even notice...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI tried that.
no wonder the girls left you.Comment
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I accept that. Usually keep a high standard...Originally posted by snaw View PostNow I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I'm not, I'm laughing my bollocks off!Originally posted by beeker View Postsorry - i'm still sitting in the corner with the "D" hat on
Xeno, I don't threaten. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostNow I know you're lying - no way you shag over 200 women and the occasional minger doesn't slip in past the beer goggles - some of my best one nighters were the ugly, fat end of the night, chew your arm off in the morning ones. They try harder ...
Yeah, I was gonna say that. There have been times when the crack of dawn wasn't safe so people that say they only shag stunners are just liars LOL."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I don't get it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostXeno, are you a poof tied to a post?
Reported (joking of course - as per the Cranium one).Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Did Dawn have VD?Originally posted by daviejones View PostYeah, I was gonna say that. There have been times when the crack of dawn wasn't safe so people that say they only shag stunners are just liars LOL.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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