Originally posted by Lucy
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI've been at the past 2 CUK events.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI've been at the past 2 CUK events.
I will be in England for Christmas this year, so I might be there too...Comment
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I've been with guys that wear eye makeup - it's not that unusual.... well not that unusual in the goth community anyway..
Downside is they kept nicking my eyeliner and lippyEeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostThat reminds me, are we having an 'end of year do' and are you coming this year Xen?
I once turned up to a (fancy dress) party in just my boxers. The host said, "wot the hell are you?".
A premature ejaculation I said.
Eh? she replied.
"I've just come in my pants".
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNo.
I wager that I am spectacularly more successful with the fairer sex than you. Note the use of the bold type.
a) can't tell if a guy is wearing mascara or not
b) can tell, and thinks it's acceptable
Then, may I wish you every success as it'll be to everyone else's benefit getting those 'women' out of the way.
- oh, note the bold.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostReminds me.
I once turned up to a (fancy dress) party in just my boxers. The host said, "wot the hell are you?".
A premature ejaculation I said.
Eh? she replied.
"I've just come in my pants".
IGMC
My dislexia never bothered me until I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostReminds me.
I once turned up to a (fancy dress) party in just my boxers. The host said, "wot the hell are you?".
A premature ejaculation I said.
Eh? she replied.
"I've just come in my pants".
IGMC
noted and will be used - cheers.Comment
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