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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Why hasn't Morrisey committed suicide yet?
    Because he is selfish.

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      Brillo, what is the name of the 60's/70's film about a Victorian scientist who discovers how to capture people's auroras at the point of death giving them eternal life?
      Gas masks don't fit snails...

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        Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
        Brillo, what is the name of the 60's/70's film about a Victorian scientist who discovers how to capture people's auroras at the point of death giving them eternal life?
        Dont bother with it. Its rubbish. If you want victorian stuff try fingersmith. it had lesbians in it.

        But the book was better.

        HTH

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          What is the simplest way to reduce camera jpeg picture size to something suitable for web upload?
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            What is the simplest way to reduce camera jpeg picture size to something suitable for web upload?
            Dont bother. just upload it and let facebook do the rest.

            NickFitz.

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              Because our senses are nothing more than chemical reactions, is it the case that nothing exists, because we have no independent verification of them outside of our own neural pathways? Or is existence axiomatic; being qua being?

              I’d like to know because I’m going to the chippy later and a kebab would be good, but the choice of sauce (chilli obviously, but hot or sweet, that is the question) will depend on your answer.

              I might also want to watch Family Guy later, but that would depend on whether the Heligan Idealist Dialectic was correct, or the Marxist notion of Dialectic Materialism.
              When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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                why do tortoises have the best aerodynamic coefficient in the animal kingdom ?




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                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  why do tortoises have the best aerodynamic coefficient in the animal kingdom ?




                  Its proves there is a god and he has a sense of humour. Apart from Mumbai of course....

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                    Originally posted by deano View Post
                    Because our senses are nothing more than chemical reactions, is it the case that nothing exists, because we have no independent verification of them outside of our own neural pathways? Or is existence axiomatic; being qua being?

                    I’d like to know because I’m going to the chippy later and a kebab would be good, but the choice of sauce (chilli obviously, but hot or sweet, that is the question) will depend on your answer.

                    I might also want to watch Family Guy later, but that would depend on whether the Heligan Idealist Dialectic was correct, or the Marxist notion of Dialectic Materialism.
                    dont have a kebab! have a pot noodle instead.

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                      Dear Brillo

                      I recently found some cheap tracking devices sewn into the lining of my wallet, should I be worried ?




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